Friday, December 30, 2011

2011 & 2012?

Sipping on my bubble tea while writing this - if you're wondering, no it's not Chatime (even tho it was opened yesterday at Aeon). It's from a little Taiwanese dessert shop near my house. I personally do not enjoy Chatime's pearl milk tea because the pearls are too chewy for my liking, and they seemed a tad bit too plastic. The taste of their milk tea is not bad tho ;) I however do prefer Chatime's Honey Lemon Aloe, BESTnya!

Well been days since I blogged so I decided to write a short post on what I did in 2011 and my new year resolutions for 2012. I actually don't understand why I bother to write about them because I basically did nothing in 2011 and I always end up failing to achieve the goals/resolutions that I have set for myself -_- well nevermind I guess we can laugh together about how much I have failed to achieve by the end of 2012.

2011:
I have not really get anything productive done this year so bear with me...
-I went to coll, got to know some really awesome friends, met some old friends, met some bitches...and yeah got my A-levels done (I hope I pass tho *prays hard)
-Got my driving license
-Got my smartphone and started to tweet 24/7. Bet my followers hate me but that's what Twitter is for RIGHT?!
-Became a better dog owner lol. Can I say I love Junior more and more with my every heartbeat wtf I'm still learning to be the best owner and best JieJie to him and I'm trying my best because I LOVE YOUUUUU JUNIOR
-Passed my Grade8 piano practical exam PHEWWWW
-Discover my love for Youtube - Mychonny, Peter Chao and Shane dawson *swoons~
-Played some really great games on my phone - Unblock Me, Tiny Tower, Flood-It!, Alchemy, The Scientist, Veggie Dog etc... << told you I did nothing productive
-Brought my level of laziness + procrastination to another level. Almost godlike -_-

2012?
My resolutions, new hopes and goals :)
-Study harder, not be lazy, complete assignments on time, don't study last minute (I SAY THIS EVERY YEAR AND I FAIL TO DO IT EVERY YEAR FML)
-Start working out? hahahahahah I wanna get fit pls wtf but I know I would fail too
-Sleep earlier, stop sleeping at 5am in the morning and waking up at 1pm wtf
-Save more money so I can buy whatever I want muahahahah!!!
-Get an iPod + oven so I can bake and BECOME FATTER!!! fml -_-
-Be a nicer person and stop being mean
-Smile more :)
-STOP EATING SO MUCH lolwtf
-blog more
-control my temper

Ok I think I'm done here. I wanna achieve whatever I wrote up there, wish me luck!
Happy New Year to everyone! :D

Sunday, December 25, 2011

New blog + Y AM I forever alone

Hey guys! I'm thinking of starting to blog again after reading fourfeetnine's blog. I love the way she blogs and I really like her because I think she's super funny! I hope that I don't ever abandon my blog again lo I WON'T BE LAZY and I will update all the time *fingers crossed!

If you come here to see my posts full of camwhore pics/ me going to some fab event/ me dresssing up and go out sorry hor there's nothing like this because my life is duh boring and my posts will usually be really long winded. I will complain and rant about small things in my life like an old lady ok SO BEAR WITH ME! My life is not fab so don't expect cool stuffs.

Reasons I'm forever alone:
1) I'm ugly and..fat. Yeah
- I mean yea la you ever see someone cool and fabulous looking all ugly and fat? No ma. And usually ppl who are cool and fab have tonnes of friends which do not apply to me.

2) I'm someone who is actually...boring
- I'm not someone who you will call fun. I love fun but my type of 'fun' is the nerdy type where I be at home, cuddle with Junior, read some books/watch tv/play word search wtf. If I go out with friends, my idea of fun is go get frozen yogurt & talk/watch a movie & go get frozen yogurt/sing K & go get frozen yogurt. Ok basically my idea of fun when going out is to get frozen yogurt lolwtf.

3) Fab events/places are just....
- Ppl who have active social life always look so high class and got standard but I look damn kampong and have nothing to wear so of coz I alone lo. I always wear repetitive clothes and I feel shy when ppl realize. Also these places usually have alot of pretty/cool/hot ppl which will make me self esteem go from 0 to -101 wtf.

Ok I can't think of anything else but I think I'm correct because ppl wouldn't wanna go out with you if you're ugly fat and boring, right?! For example it's Christmas now but I'm writing this crappy blog because no one asked me out for a date/countdown T_T for real brooooo. I actually kinda feel sorry for myself like so pathetic and kelian but okla I think even if someone asked me out I also will turn them down (beh paiseh) because I don't like crowded places. They make me sweat and smell like a pig :( and I also hate being stuck in traffic jam.

Rereading what I have just wrote make me feel so...forever alone wtf and I sound like super pity myself liddat -_- k time to sleep! Nights! Hope everyone have a Merry Christmas! (even tho I'm not having one)

My companion on my forever alone night: the major cool Google homepage!


*I drew the Christmas hat on and I'm actually amazed that I can't draw a triangle in Paint wtf -_-