New blog + Y AM I forever alone

Hey guys! I'm thinking of starting to blog again after reading fourfeetnine's blog. I love the way she blogs and I really like her because I think she's super funny! I hope that I don't ever abandon my blog again lo I WON'T BE LAZY and I will update all the time *fingers crossed!

If you come here to see my posts full of camwhore pics/ me going to some fab event/ me dresssing up and go out sorry hor there's nothing like this because my life is duh boring and my posts will usually be really long winded. I will complain and rant about small things in my life like an old lady ok SO BEAR WITH ME! My life is not fab so don't expect cool stuffs.

Reasons I'm forever alone:
1) I'm ugly and..fat. Yeah
- I mean yea la you ever see someone cool and fabulous looking all ugly and fat? No ma. And usually ppl who are cool and fab have tonnes of friends which do not apply to me.

2) I'm someone who is actually...boring
- I'm not someone who you will call fun. I love fun but my type of 'fun' is the nerdy type where I be at home, cuddle with Junior, read some books/watch tv/play word search wtf. If I go out with friends, my idea of fun is go get frozen yogurt & talk/watch a movie & go get frozen yogurt/sing K & go get frozen yogurt. Ok basically my idea of fun when going out is to get frozen yogurt lolwtf.

3) Fab events/places are just....
- Ppl who have active social life always look so high class and got standard but I look damn kampong and have nothing to wear so of coz I alone lo. I always wear repetitive clothes and I feel shy when ppl realize. Also these places usually have alot of pretty/cool/hot ppl which will make me self esteem go from 0 to -101 wtf.

Ok I can't think of anything else but I think I'm correct because ppl wouldn't wanna go out with you if you're ugly fat and boring, right?! For example it's Christmas now but I'm writing this crappy blog because no one asked me out for a date/countdown T_T for real brooooo. I actually kinda feel sorry for myself like so pathetic and kelian but okla I think even if someone asked me out I also will turn them down (beh paiseh) because I don't like crowded places. They make me sweat and smell like a pig :( and I also hate being stuck in traffic jam.

Rereading what I have just wrote make me feel so...forever alone wtf and I sound like super pity myself liddat -_- k time to sleep! Nights! Hope everyone have a Merry Christmas! (even tho I'm not having one)

My companion on my forever alone night: the major cool Google homepage!

*I drew the Christmas hat on and I'm actually amazed that I can't draw a triangle in Paint wtf -_-